You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you? Bud Abbott comedyfighthear Change image and share on social
Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive. Bud Abbott carchaufferdrive Change image and share on social
Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third. Bud Abbott louisteam Change image and share on social
It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television? Bud Abbott abbottborecostello Change image and share on social
That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody. Bud Abbott europeguymake Change image and share on social
They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately. Bud Abbott flowhouseliquor Change image and share on social
Once they get their hooks into you, you're a dead pigeon. Bud Abbott deadhookpigeon Change image and share on social
Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in passing the time. Bud Abbott greathearhome Change image and share on social
They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water! Bud Abbott disallowheadwater Change image and share on social